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Special Report: New Hampshire Primary 2020
Vermin Supreme promises free ponies for all if elected president
Vermin Supreme rallies his fringe presidency in New Hampshire.
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Special Report: New Hampshire Primary 2020
A Libertarian and His Lemur: Vermin Supreme Campaigns in New Hampshire
His platform is for mandatory dental hygiene across America, time-travel research, and free ponies for every American.